Tiana came to California to become a famous movie star. We picked her up and promised her a whole shit load of things we can't fulfill and had her do a pissmop for us. You can say that we taught this whore everything she knows. From the piss crinch and piss gargle to the piss cough, she learned it all from us. We hope that when she's really famous she won't forget us, her pissmop family.
